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· Murder Van and Buried Alive

The Van, Revisited at Midnight

In short: The Undertaker frets that Murder Van, still a concept, could rival Buried Alive as his most extreme work. Escape This describes Murder Van as claustrophobic, intense, extreme horror, heading to Northbridge in late 2027.

Sunday, or rather Monday, since the pocket watch says two minutes to midnight and has said so for weeks.

A terrible thought has woken me. What if the van is better than the coffins?

The coffins are my masterpiece. Everyone says Buried Alive is the most extreme thing I have made. But the van moves, or feels as though it does. The van has a driver. The van has an hour that is also a road, and a destination nobody wants to reach. I fear I may have outdone myself, and I am not sure I can forgive me.

Who drives it? I will not commit that to paper. Perhaps it is me in a new disguise; I do look well in overalls. Perhaps it is someone else entirely and I am merely the consultant. A good villain keeps one card face down.

It will be at Northbridge, with the coffins, the cell and the Butcher’s locker, in late 2027. Until then the van lives in my notebook, parked between a menu card and a sketch of a bow tie, with its engine running.

— U.

The Undertaker’s mulberry wax seal, stamped with a U
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Questions this entry raises

Which of The Undertaker’s rooms is the most frightening?

It depends on what scares you. Escape This calls Buried Alive its most extreme room, because you play lying in a coffin in the dark. Asylum leans on psychological pressure, while Cannibal and Meat Grinder lean on gory settings. Murder Van, still a concept, is described as claustrophobic, intense, extreme horror.

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