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· Buried Alive, Asylum, Cannibal and Meat Grinder

A Letter to My Gamesmasters

In short: The Undertaker’s letter doubles as a checklist for the day: arrive about 15 minutes early, come sober, leave phones in the lockers and carry ID. All four of his rooms are 18+ and run for 60 minutes.

Friday. Dear gamesmasters, all of you, in every city.

I am writing to thank you, which is not something I do, so please frame this.

Thank you for greeting my guests about fifteen minutes before their hour begins and walking them through the rules, so that nobody wastes my precious time asking where the toilets are.

Thank you for checking that everyone is old enough, and for asking for ID when someone looks suspiciously fresh-faced. Thank you for turning away anybody who has been drinking. My rooms deserve a clear head.

Thank you for putting the phones and watches in the lockers. Nobody in a coffin needs to check the football.

I am less grateful for the hints, the panic buttons, the friendly voice in the dark and the photographs afterwards. But I have come to accept that without you there would be no guests at all, merely a lonely man in a top hat practising a laugh to an empty room.

Yours, with grudging respect and a fresh wax seal,

— U.

The Undertaker’s mulberry wax seal, stamped with a U
Out of character

Questions this entry raises

What should we know before arriving for one of The Undertaker’s rooms?

Arrive about 15 minutes before your session, sober, with ID for the 18+ rule. Phones, smartwatches and cameras go into lockers before the game. Each of The Undertaker’s rooms lasts 60 minutes, has panic buttons and is watched on CCTV, and wear clothes you can move in; Buried Alive and Asylum involve lying down or crawling.

How do I book a room from The Undertaker’s diary?

Through each room’s official page. The Undertaker’s diary doesn’t sell tickets; the rooms page here links to buriedalive.com.au, asylumescape.com.au, cannibalescape.com.au and Meat Grinder’s page on horrorscape.com.au, and to each venue’s booking page on escapethis.com.au, where live session times and prices are shown.

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